Strawberry USB Hand Warmer Massager

The trouble with our desks is that they're not cluttered enough. That's just one one reason to buy this $7 pink ball of crap from Uxsight.com. Just plug it into your PC's USB port, and the plastic dongle gets warm and vibrates.

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Fashion Beads Women's Handbag

Nowadays, Ladies Handbags are women’s major accessories. Most ladies love to make the collection of fashion handbags and designer handbags. Those handbags work perfectly for both women and teens to do formal and informal activities.

This pink handbag is the hottest handbag and is very stylish and charming for all occasions. All yours for $14.69.

Cute Sheep 2GB USB Drive

I’m sure everyone is just dying to own a Sheep USB Drive, especially one with bright pink horns and a large pink heart on her chest. So I'm saying it sickeningly cute!

The Sheep USB Drive comes with 2GB of storage space and is available for $8.69 from Uxsight.com. There are three different colors to choose from: pink, blue and red.

Electronic Breast Enhancer

These Electronic Breast Enhancers are just beyond. The idea, I think, is for the ladies to stick one in each bra cup, switch on and wait for the arrival of some enlarged attitudes. Now, I am not sure whether you’re supposed to leave them in while you go about your daily business – which sounds so weird it’s not true – or whether you set aside an hour or two while watching telly. In either case this is just waaaay out there on the freaky scale and I honestly don’t want to spend too long thinking about the process in any detail at all.

The Electronic Breast Enhancers are available now for $10.69.

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Bra Saver Washer Kit

You could pay up to $100 for a good bra, only to have it ruined in the washing machine. Bras can get caught on the agitator, on the drum and squashed with the weight of other clothes in the spin cycle. Washing bras by hand is time consuming and is a thing of the past.
Introducing the Bra washing system, the best way to baby your bra! The Bra Saver Washer Kit is a unique patented device that will protect padded bras in the washing machine. Its two-shell design is made of strong smooth plastic that supports the cups to keep them from getting damaged in the washing machine. Simply hook the bra straps together and place each cup around the ends of the inner eggshell. Tuck the straps inside the shell and snap the outer shell around the bra. Your bra will be protected from the agitator and from the weight of the other clothes in the spin cycle. Keep your expensive padded bras in perfect shape with the bra saver washer kit.
The Bra Saver Washer Kit is available for $6.69 at Uxsight.com.

Sweet Heart Shaped Towel Cake

Lookit’ that cake. Looks friggin’ scrumptious, right? Wrong! Some sicko thought it’d be a good idea to fold stupid towels so that they look like delicious cakes.

When you think about it, who even buys towels? I always thought they materialized in the vortex in my hall closet (Our apartment came with a vortex. Pretty cheap, too!), but everybody buys cake. Fuck that asshat and his delicious-looking trickery! No human stomach should be teased to such extremes.

If you want to be a complete dick and trick your friends and loved ones, you can get a fake cake towel here. They have a buttload of mock desserts to chose from ranging from about $5-$6 each. It’s actually kinda’ cool when you think about it. Sort of the Transformers of raggery.

Is raggery even a word?

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