Strawberry USB Hand Warmer Massager

The trouble with our desks is that they're not cluttered enough. That's just one one reason to buy this $7 pink ball of crap from Uxsight.com. Just plug it into your PC's USB port, and the plastic dongle gets warm and vibrates.

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Washing machine USB hub card reader clock combo

Love to travel light and efficient? Have a knack for novelty gadgets? Look no further than the Washing Machine USB Hub Card Reader Clock Combo. Whew! It’s quite a mouthful to say yet the entire package is roughly the size of a rubiks cube. Obviously this USB appendage won’t wash your laundry. Why someone would want a miniature washing machine sitting next to their computer is beyond me. Hey, I won’t judge you. We all have our crutches. Moving on, this buffet of words does manage to fulfill the rest of it’s promises with 3 USB ports for whatever other crazy house hold appliances turned flash drive you may have, a card reader that supports XD, M2, T-Flash, SD/MMC, MS card, and finally - the most important of all - a clock. Green isn’t your thing? Sorry guys and gals, that’s your only choice.

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Magic Laser Hair Massager Claims to Cure Hair Loss

This Laser Hair Vitalizer is designed to aid a lot of men and women suffering from a very distressing condition - hair loss. It uses 9 lasers to invigorate each hair follicle for thicker, fuller, healthier hair. This FDA approved treatment is perfect for those who need to battle hair loss and those who want to strengthen their existing hair.